Finding beauty in negative spaces

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:48:59 -0400

youretheskythatifellthrough: ❞ I went to Office Max yesterday...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:46:55 -0400

❞ I went to Office Max yesterday because I needed a flash drive and also because I rule. But mostly because I just needed a flash drive.

nightlifemingus: 3words-to-remember: nightlifemingus: this is...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:27:45 -0400

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

really-shit: The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf Behind those...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:36:13 -0400

really-shit:

The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf

Behind those toys are a whole new world of “fun”.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:34:24 -0400

masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:32:47 -0400

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.

callingoutbigotry: fuckingrapeculture: acornfarm: defilerwyrm:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:31:35 -0400

callingoutbigotry:

fuckingrapeculture:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

Omg humanists. *rolls eyes*.

We can all get along when you stop derailing and comparing isolated instances of bullying to systematic oppression. Till then, fuck you.

Humanists just shut your ignorant faces plz

theamericankid: Koala’s response to being petted > Things...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:29:16 -0400

theamericankid:

Koala’s response to being petted

> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.

mr-egbutt: ispeakineloquently: musicalpandas: gainingconfidenc...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:17:44 -0400

mr-egbutt:

ispeakineloquently:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.

Basics that everyone should know. Learn them.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:16:56 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:16:18 -0400

adriofthedead:

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starkidwhoavengedhogwarts: if you didn’t read this in their...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:14:56 -0400

starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do I do when I’m sick?...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:13:18 -0400

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

dinosaurlunchbox: lagerthalothbrokes: Sometimes people have a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:19:55 -0400

dinosaurlunchbox:

lagerthalothbrokes:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

#my face hurts from smiling so much

this is amazing

icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:46:18 -0400

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

cassbones: shannananan: acciocupcakes: #such a beautiful...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:45:26 -0400

cassbones:

shannananan:

acciocupcakes:

#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte

the longer you look the funnier it is

Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf

hiddlememes: Coulson Lives

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:44:48 -0400

hiddlememes:

Coulson Lives

thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:41:05 -0400

thepyrolizard:

imagine-the-unimaginative:

thepyrolizard:

SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting

dead sirius

Get the fuck out

don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve

connorkawaii: connorkawaii: the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:40:40 -0400

connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school

wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and

actual logo:

powerpoint:

your secrets out EA

NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING NO NO MORE EA

adamspajamas: “I’m so sorry, we’re out of Oreos.”

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:30:27 -0400

adamspajamas:

“I’m so sorry, we’re out of Oreos.”

Finding beauty in negative spaces

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youretheskythatifellthrough: ❞ I went to Office Max yesterday...

nightlifemingus: 3words-to-remember: nightlifemingus: this is...

really-shit: The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf Behind those...

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masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog...

callingoutbigotry: fuckingrapeculture: acornfarm: defilerwyrm:...

theamericankid: Koala’s response to being petted > Things...

mr-egbutt: ispeakineloquently: musicalpandas: gainingconfidenc...

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adriofthedead: ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＩＳ ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ

starkidwhoavengedhogwarts: if you didn’t read this in their...

arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do I do when I’m sick?...

dinosaurlunchbox: lagerthalothbrokes: Sometimes people have a...

icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If...

cassbones: shannananan: acciocupcakes: #such a beautiful...

hiddlememes: Coulson Lives

thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the...

connorkawaii: connorkawaii: the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the...

adamspajamas: “I’m so sorry, we’re out of Oreos.”

adriofthedead: ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ